I found this and thought it was interesting. Don't know who wrote it.

What if God Had Voice Mail???

" Thank you for calling My Father's House.
Please select one of the following four options:
*Press 1 for requests
*Press 2 for thanksgiving
*Press 3 for complaints
*For all other inquiries, press 4

*All of the angels are busy helping other customers right now. Please stay on the line...Your call is important to us and will be answered in the order it was received.
*If you need to speak to God "in person" please call back between the hours of 9 and 5 your time. Monday thru Friday. Thank you.
*All the angels are busy helping other customers right now. Please stay on the line...your call is important to us and will be answered in the order it was received.
*If you would like to speak with Gabriel press 1
Sorry... *All of the angels are busy helping other customers right now. Please stay on the line...Your call is important to us abnd will be answered in the order it was received.
* Michael press 2
Sorry...* All of the angels are busy helping other customers right now. Please stay on the line...Your call is important to us and will be answered in the order it was received.
*For all other angels press 3
Sorry...*All of the angels are busy helping other customers right now. Please stay on the line...Your call is important to us and will be answered in the order it was received.
Our computers shows that you have already called once today already. Please hang up immediately and try again tomorrow during regular business hours, Thank you

I left out a chunk of this story. Every made a phone call and it was like that! Aren't you glad that this isn't the way we have to go to talk to God! We can call all the time never a limit and never a busy signal! All we have to do is pray.